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We're almost there," said the Santa Singh to Banta Singh.
"See those two houses over there... mine's the one in the middle!"

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Did you hear about the sardar who asked his friends to give him all their burnt out light bulbs?
He just bought a camera and wanted to set up a Darkroom.

How many sardars does it take to pull off a kidnapping? Six.
One to kidnap the victim and five to write the ransom note.

Did you hear about the sardar who signed all his checks so no one else could use them if he lost his checkbook?

Banta Singh was painting his living room one hot day.
"Why", his friend Santa Singh asked him, "are you wearing two jackets?".
"Because," said Banta Singh, "The directions on the can said to put on two coats."

A sardar was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying overhead.
Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over him. The sardar says, "Good thing that cows don't fly.

Why couldn't the sardar write the number "eleven"?
He didn't know which "one" came first...

Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?
They're there for those who don't drink.

Why are sardar secret agents the best in the world?
Because even under torture they can't remember what they have been assigned to.

Why does a sardar only change his baby's diapers once a month?
Because it says right on the box "good for up to 20 pounds."

A sardar, a japanese, and a britisher were lost in the desert.
They were driving around in a Jeep when it broke down, because they had nothing else they decided to each take a piece of the Jeep as they continued their journey.
The japanese took the radiator, the britisher took the seat, and the sardar took the door.
After a while of walking he britisher asked the japanese "I'm confused, why did you bring the radiator?"
The japanese responded, "If I get thirsty,I can drink the fluid." Next the sardar asked the britisher "Why did you bring the seat?" So the britisher said "If I get tired,I am not going to sit on the sand.
I can sit on this comfortable seat." Finally the japanese asked the sardar why he had chosen the door.
The sardar quickly responded to this question, "Well, when it gets hot all I have to do is roll down the window."

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We're almost there," said the Santa Singh to Banta Singh. "See those two houses over there... mine's the one in the middle!"	* S A R D A R J I J O K E S *	Did you hear about the sardar who asked his friends to give him all their burnt out light bulbs? He just bought a camera and wanted to set up a Darkroom.
How many sardars does it take to pull off a kidnapping? Six. One to kidnap the victim and five to write the ransom note.		Did you hear about the sardar who signed all his checks so no one else could use them if he lost his checkbook?
Banta Singh was painting his living room one hot day. "Why", his friend Santa Singh asked him, "are you wearing two jackets?". "Because," said Banta Singh, "The directions on the can said to put on two coats."		A sardar was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over him. The sardar says, "Good thing that cows don't fly.
Why couldn't the sardar write the number "eleven"? He didn't know which "one" came first...		Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge? They're there for those who don't drink.
Why are sardar secret agents the best in the world? Because even under torture they can't remember what they have been assigned to.		Why does a sardar only change his baby's diapers once a month? Because it says right on the box "good for up to 20 pounds."
Did you hear about the sardar skydiver? He missed the Earth!		A sardar's response to the comment, "THINK about it!": "I don't have to think-I'm sardar!"
Why do sardars have see-through lunch box lids? So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home.		A sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and says " Hello, how did you know I was here?"
A sardar was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile. then the foreman asked the sardar why he kept painting less each day, he replied "I just can't do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can."
A sardar, a japanese, and a britisher were lost in the desert. They were driving around in a Jeep when it broke down, because they had nothing else they decided to each take a piece of the Jeep as they continued their journey. The japanese took the radiator, the britisher took the seat, and the sardar took the door. After a while of walking he britisher asked the japanese "I'm confused, why did you bring the radiator?" The japanese responded, "If I get thirsty,I can drink the fluid." Next the sardar asked the britisher "Why did you bring the seat?" So the britisher said "If I get tired,I am not going to sit on the sand. I can sit on this comfortable seat." Finally the japanese asked the sardar why he had chosen the door. The sardar quickly responded to this question, "Well, when it gets hot all I have to do is roll down the window."

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